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You might be a terrorist if…


Well, here it is folks, straight from the horse’s mouth. The Department of Homeland Insecurity has determined that the “Current Economic and Political Climate [is] Fueling Resurgence in Radicalization and Recruitment.” So, I reckon it’s my civic duty to help these folks figure out just who they’re on the lookout for.


You might be a terrorist if….

You get your potatoes from the backyard.

You clean your shotgun on the front porch.

You can count on one hand the number of times you go to town in a month.

You live in the country and like it.

You don’t believe that a building can turn into dust with only minor damage.

You don’t believe everything you hear on Fox News.

You have a Ron Paul for President bumper sticker.

You listen to Alex Jones.

You think that the Constitution is more than toilet paper.

You believe that your government is supposed to work for you, not against you.

You’ve actually read the Declaration of Independence and believe it.

You believe that illegal alien means just that – illegal.

You’ve lost your job.

You’ve lost your home.

You’re a Christian.

You’re poor.

You store food and water.

You believe that the “New World Order” is a reality, and not just some conspiracy theory.

You believe that the U.S. should be able to make its own products.

You’re a veteran.

You live alone.

You are on the Internet.

You don’t believe in Iraq’s weapons of mass destruction.


Now you have it folks. I hope this short list helps. Feel free to add to it, as these folks need as much help as they can get.


© 2009, Barbara H. Peterson

2 Responses

  1. If after carefully critiquing the Founding Documents, you think that their many words and phrases allowed the beginning cracks in a system that was better than any in recorded times for affording the residents a homeland where their lives and liberty were recognized and they could pursue happiness; and you also think that voting out the current culprits and returning to the original documents (if that were even possible in the world of politics and all that entails) will not assure the life, liberty, and ability to pursue happiness that, hopefully, most on earth desire. [See http://selfsip.org/focus/returntoconstitution.html ]

  2. Government IS Terrorism

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