A Brief Lesson in Chicago Politics

Editor’s note: If you cannot take tongue in cheek humor, DO NOT, I repeat DO NOT read this article!

By Unknown Author

To understand the next 4 years, you have to understand “the world according to Chicago”. While Chicago is a city in Illinois, it is almost a completely different country when it comes to politics, with a whole different set of morals and language. There are only three rules and a Prime Directive which anybody can understand. You don’t even need an attorney to understand them — and if you need an attorney…well… you know too much! So look out for Rule #3!

RULE #1. No matter what you see, hear, or do — you don’t know anybody and you know nothing!

RULE #2. If you capture something on tape or camera — it reveals nothing!

RULE #3. If you know what everybody knows in Chicago — well, you still know nothing.

And what is the PRIME DIRECTIVE in CHICAGO?

No matter what the vote, Socialist criminals win the election.

Rod Blagojevich, is the former Illinois Governor who tried to sell Obama’s seat in Congress. Obama was asked by the press if he had ever met Gov. Rod Blagojevich.

Barack Obama: “I only saw Rod Blagojevich one time… And that was in the stands and from a distance at a Chicago Bears Football Game.”

Now for a reality check…  Continue reading

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