Official 9/11 Fairy Tale

Barb’s note: This was originally sent to me via e-mail by Eric. It was tracked down to a comment by Blair on Telegraph Article “Charlie Sheen urges Barack Obama to reopen 9/11 investigation in video message,” with the ending paragraph added by LiveLeak.

The Official Version of 9/11 goes something like this…

Directed by a beardy-guy from a cave in Afghanistan, nineteen hard-drinking, coke-snorting, devout Muslims enjoy lap dances before their mission to meet Allah…

Using nothing more than craft knifes, they overpower cabin crew, passengers and pilots on four planes… 

And hangover or not, they manage to give the world’s most sophisticated air defense system the slip…

Unphased by leaving their “How to Fly a Passenger Jet” guide in the car at the airport, they master the controls in no-time and score direct hits on two towers, causing THREE to collapse completely…

Our masterminds even manage to overpower the odd law of physics or two… and the world watches in awe as steel-framed buildings fall symmetrically – through their own mass – at free-fall speed, for the first time in history.

Despite all their dastardly cunning, they stupidly give their identity away by using explosion-proof passports, which survive the fireball undamaged and fall to the ground… only to be discovered by the incredible crime-fighting sleuths at the FBI…

…Meanwhile down in Washington… 

Hani Hanjour, having previously flunked 2-man Cessna flying school, gets carried away with all the success of the day and suddenly finds incredible abilities behind the controls of a Boeing…

Instead of flying straight down into the large roof area of the Pentagon, he decides to show off a little…

Executing an incredible 270 degree downward spiral, he levels off to hit the low facade of the world’s most heavily defended building…

…all without a single shot being fired…. or ruining the nicely mowed lawn… and all at a speed just too fast to capture on video…

…Later, in the skies above Pennsylvania…

So desperate to talk to loved ones before their death, some passengers use sheer willpower to connect mobile calls that otherwise would not be possible until several years later…

And following a heroic attempt by some to retake control of Flight 93, it crashes into a Shankesville field leaving no trace of engines, fuselage or occupants… except for the standard issue Muslim terrorists bandana…

…Further south in Florida…

President Bush, our brave Commander-in-Chief continues to read “My Pet Goat” [with] a class full of primary school children… shrugging off the obvious possibility that his life could be in imminent danger…

…In New York…

World Trade Center leaseholder Larry Silverstein blesses his own foresight in insuring the buildings against terrorist attack only six weeks previously…

While back in Washington, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld and Paul Wolfowitz shake their heads in disbelief at their own luck in getting the ‘New Pearl Harbor’ catalyzing event they so desired to pursue their agenda of world domination…

And finally, not to be disturbed too much by reports of their own deaths, at least seven of our nineteen suicide hijackers turn up alive and kicking in mainstream media reports…

34 Responses

  1. I think you have something there!

  2. You forgot the ending! “And then Grandmother Sam ate up the big, bad terrorist wolf, and we all lived happily ever after!”

    Sounds plausible.

    (P.S. I particularly like the line about knocking down three buildings with two planes–something any professional pool player would be impressed by. “Three ball off Building 7 and into the corner pocket!” Gack.)

    • It’s amazing that 10 years after this event, there are sheeple that still by the official story. I’m thinking, if the government pushed the idea that there is a Santa Claus hard enough a large majority of the public would by into it. Peace.

      • Ha ha, look at you trying to deny the existence of Santa Claus. You conspiracy nuts never give up do you. :)

        We KNOW there is a Santa Claus, because even though they couldn’t straighten things out on the day of 9/11, MORAD tracks the big man in the red suit every year as he approaches the American continent from the North Pole. I’ve seen it on the news way down here in Australia even, so it must be true.

  3. Larken Tom C here I just received your DS book . Great book

  4. It is time to wake up, America! Their fascist plans are getting more obvious to see.

    Joseph Goebbels, Hitler’s propaganda minister said:
    “If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it. The lie can be maintained only for such time as the State can shield the people from the political, economic and/or military consequences of the lie. It thus becomes vitally important for the State to use all of its powers to repress dissent, for the truth is the mortal enemy of the lie, and thus by extension, the truth is the greatest enemy of the State.”

  5. I think Goldman Sachs was the finance agent for 911.

  6. LOL, but u forgot the bearded guy was in the hospital that day getting kidney care paid for by USA, and tracked by the CIA, who obviously could have arrested him, since they always knew where he was and what he was up to.

  7. oh look! the emperor has no clothes!

  8. This and the happy ending…I dunno about “Grandma”Sam…
    But yea! A video! PLEASE!

  9. This would make a great video! Forgot to mention in the previous post because I was LMAO too much! Watta story! Needs to be immortalized in video!

  10. When those who have been honestly deceived
    Learn the truth, they either quit being deceived,
    or quit being HONEST.

  11. Thank God, those brave Americans were able to crash flight 93, before those hijackers could slam it into WTC 7. All hell would have broke loose if WTC 7 was hit.

  12. And CNN in July of that year Just happen To find them in a cave to do a interview

    William Cooper Predicts 9-11 Osama attacks PERFECTLY

  13. So what have *you* people done to make things right? What are you willing to sacrifice? Oh, I see, it’s easier to blog. Got it.

    • Frank: The more pertinent question is – What exactly have YOU done except bitch about us blogging? Those keyboard warriors that make the time to do the research and share information are just as important as the people who file briefs, go to rallies, etc. So tell me, Frank exactly what do you do?

    • Frank just because you can only see the blog, what makes you think that is all people here have done? Get a grip son, you’re being hysterical when you draw such obvious logical fallacies.

      Does taking a few minutes out to blog about something preclude all other activity in your world or what Frank?

  14. Great read. Pls edit because Bush Jr was listening to the pet goat story read by school children.

  15. Humm, had a thought i have never heard explored. My wife saw one of the towers fall on that first day. She was convinced it was controlled. Dont think i could stay with a woman who believed the official story?

  16. It’s all so depressing. We could be concentrating on such wonderful things, but alas, we sit and ponder the obvious forever.

    Damn it!

  17. Magnetic Ribbons and the Yellowcake of Faith

    When we wake puking shame
    at last, and know the dream
    for sham, embraced en masse…
    When bells that rang victorious
    hang mute, their tarnished claims
    ignored in disrepute, and
    bitter sons, having been all they
    could be, can’t wish back innocence
    or the leg below the knee…

    (This brash regime’s trimmed reason
    from its ranks, its black guard
    in the street, protecting flanks.)

    …then will we heed the schemers’
    gloating leer? “There’s no future,
    for dissidents, here.”
    Row on row, with hand
    in trembling hand, it’s come to this:
    We dreamers need to stand.

  18. Big Brother loves you! Big Brother would never put his fellow Americans in harms way. Big Brother is here for your protection.

    Now repeat 1,000 times until it becomes the truth. Or go to FEMA camp, its your call.

  19. Setting up a series of straw men only to knock them down immediately is neither evidence of the truth of the statements made, nor a cogent arguement supporting any special position, which appears to be that 9/11 simply did not happen the way the “official fairytale” would have us believe. Clearly the title is presuppositional and the following statements (they cannot in truth be called arguments since their is no evidence presented in them to support the statements themselves) are deliberately designed to support the carefully crafted presuppositions. This is called “sophistry” in any intellectually honest mind and deserves no special regard at all.

  20. We are past the discovery stage. Thanks to 911 Truth, the forensic evidence is in and it is irrefutable 911 was an inside job.

    Thanks to 911 Truth, they have moved the bar up to “Who done it?”

    Forget “north of the gas station, south of the gas station,” and other things that are designed to go no where.

    It’s now who did it?

    Odds are on the “Rogue Network Inside the CIA” being the culprits. It’s a long list, and includes journalists, and Main Stream Media. Their silence is betrayal.

  21. When you all allow the IRS which is not even a part of the government to steal your earnings directly out of your paychecks and calling it an “Income Tax” when the rules and the Constitution says that it does not and cannot apply to you then they know they can pull anything else on you and you will sit back and take it. When you allow the corrupt government judges to throw patriots in prison for exposing the fraud then they know that you will swallow any story no matter how unbelievable it is and allow anything they want to do. Rational thinking tells us that is all a lie but nobody wants to do anything about it. Starve the beast and it will die, keep feeding it and it will eventually eat you and your children.

  22. This is a brilliant blog! Thanks for your efforts to put this together!

  23. A Question For The Commander -In-Chief

    When a bunker buster
    falls in the desert
    and no one
    shows you photos
    of the shadows
    of little bodies
    on concrete walls,
    are the screams
    of insane mothers
    drowned out
    by the drone
    of empire?

  24. hmmm… truth to power huh?. I posted a comment here a week ago, but since it did not agree with the general presupposition of the conversation, apparently it is not to be conveyed… but we are only interested in truth, eh, whatever the facts may be.

    • Sorry, Thomas. Comments that appear to be spam are sent immediately to the spam folder. If you are going to attempt to refute anything, then please be specific. The post simply appeared to be pseudo-intellectual babble.

  25. Chris;
    Right on! What sense does it make to send money BACK to the printing press that made it in the first place?

    Essentially, the feds want us to believe they deserve a cut of each and every transaction in which their fiat currency is exchanged.

    If I do a job for a client, we agree beforehand on what the finished product will look like, and how I am to be compensated.

    If I agree to be paid in potatoes, do I then ‘owe’ the federal government a percentage of said potatoes?

  26. The BBC retracted it’s report of hijackers being alive.

    There is no evidence for that, really.

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